Bobblehead Bunny Always Smile
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leafwhirlwind:

Very important

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

bloodwort:

frusturbation:

janefondle:

xpsycho:

eatimitationcrab:

setbabiesonfire:

Sgt. Thomas McVicar of the Jersey City Police Department shot 22 year old Kwadir Felton, leaving him blind, after Kwadir pulled a gun on him, he claims. Kwadir Felton denied the accusation, stating that he doesn’t even carry guns.

"I don’t understand!" Felton yelled at a police officer before his mother was removed from the courtroom. "You didn’t have to shoot me in the head for no reason! You trying to charge me with something I didn’t do!"

Sign the Change.org petition and get this story out there.

SIGN THE PETITION. Still at least 1,000 signatures needed. SIGNAL BOOST THIS or i will judge you.

This post has 140k notes, yet the change.org petition only has 44k. Sign the damn petition! 

This broke my fucking heart.

hey this needs about 16k more signatures

SIGNAL BOOST

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 195742

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
posted 3 days ago | via | © | 91727

godotal:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

Imagine if some guy was tripping and saw the woman, runs up to help her and she just crumbles apart in his hands. That’s gonna take the trip south.

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 130944

idahoing:

when the bae wont give you road head

image

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 22849

sonnysantana:

i just found this on furby’s facebook page. 

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 88515

Face it…

proudblackconservative:

Tumblr doesn’t love minorities, they love their kind of minority

Tumblr doesn’t love women, they love their kind of women.

Tumblr doesn’t love LGBTQ they love their kind of LGBTQ.

The minute you deviate from the way they want you to think, feel, and act, you’re as worthless to them as all the “bigots” they claim to hate. Tumblr is not an accepting place. 

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 3895

watermellyn:

look at this dog baby

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 41692

orgasmic-humor:

Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 121522
tumblr user: OKAY LET ME TALK ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT RIGHT HERE SO-
me: chill
posted 3 days ago | via | © | 19548

winkydean:

shout out to seventeen writing this

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 44375

sixpenceee:

oh my god

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 201818

briangefrich:

giddytf2:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

And that is just one reason why I love Weird Al.

Note how Weird Al doesn’t make songs mocking fat people anymore either. It’s almost like people are capable of learning and changing their behavior for the better.

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 82560

tastefullyoffensive:

[xkot]

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zootedboy:

*black couple living in a haunted house*

wife: the house haunted

husband: we out this bitch

*everybody lives*

posted 3 days ago | via | © | 77757