"Money can’t make you happy"
WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD
if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college
50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird.
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"
African parents always say they won’t hit you
Vine by SamTakesOff
if you’re reading this that means you’re following me congratulations on doing one right thing in your life